Welcome to Wednesdays!

You read that right folks! Biobites will now be posting not once, not twice, but three times a week! And just to keep it interesting during the mid-week slump, we’ll be mixing it up and posting all kinds of stuff. Basically whatever we feel like, as long as it’s science related. So if you have any suggestions or questions just let us know and we’ll do our best to answer them! And to get us started…

How to Become a Professor in 5 Easy Steps!

How to Become a Professor in 5 Easy Steps:

1.) Be an overachiever.

2.) Be obsessed with science.

3.) Be willing to work long hours with little pay for the chance to be the first person to find out a new fact.

4.) More obsession. Think about science all the time: in the shower, on the bus, during dinner… Dream about science.

5.) Tenure! Now you can never be fired! But about that funding…

Photo provided by Mr. Littlehand

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